May (late) 2024

Flight

Speaking of boarding, are planes just falling out of the sky now?

Should I have more fear than I already do? Can I get on a plane without being absolutely blotto, high, hypnotised or otherwise out of sorts?

Do I pack the emergency runaway bag or not? Do I want to go down looking cute or do I dress sensibly for a long, budget flight? Should I have put the money I used toward this website, toward a more schmick travel plan?!

Who can answer these questions and why do they ask more questions?

April 2024

Athens

One way ticket.

October.

Carry on only!

The style will be ‘Balenciaga or Jetstar’. Layered clothing, skirts over pants, dress over jumper. Big shoes, head scarf and hat.

Can I create a hat that doubles as a Bag? Time will tell!

The plan is to organise a click and collect for toiletries. But I’m so gosh darn eczemary that I need special products. And even the special products are usually too harsh. They feel like a chemical burn.

I feel like Frankenstein, when he yells that classic quote.

If you, Athenians have any suggestions, I would gladly take them on board.

June 2026 (a very mild blog)

The Coast

Red Clay. Big Cliffs. Crashing Waves.

Drama!

Yesterday I went to sit at the soapies and it looked like a beach in Milos. What a place!

This week I am on a mission to Glow Up. (This would be an easier process had I a job, but as they probably say in The Willows, “I say mole, not to bother, just hop in the boat and have a merry old time. Here, have some cheese.”)

Style: Getting there

Shoes: On their way

Hair: How do I get beautiful shiny hair?

Job: ??????

Yoga: Sometimes